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srwug_alphanews2013-12-22 12:29 am
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Mission: "All I Want for Christmas is ARMAGEDDON!" lineup
[It's a momentous occasion in Orb, what with Christmas right around the corner. And in the center of main street, a massive, draped object is being flown in: a celebratory Christmas tree hundreds of meters tall. People are gathering around, awaiting for the drapes to fall to reveal the beautiful sight, and there speeches from influential businessmen, politicians, and even some of the members of Orb's ruling families. But when the time finally comes and the tree is finally revealed...]
CHIIIIIIRU CHIRU CHIRU CHIRU CHIRU..!!!
[Well that's certainly weird laughter, coming from a man standing on top of the tree! But wait, no! It's not a tree, it's a giant... aluminum pole! And it's not just a man... it's a mad scientist!!!!!]
CHIIIIIIIIRU CHIRU CHIIIIRU!
[People everywhere are just staring in confusion at all of this. The pole, the laughter... they're not quite sure what to think.]
People of Orb... I... chiru chiru... am Doctor Kessler! Your ridiculous holiday has been cancelled, for you see... I... chiiiiiru chiru chiru chiiiiiRUUUUUUU...
AM GOING TO DESTROY THE WOOOOOOOORLD!!!!!!!
For dozens, no... hundreds... NO! For as long as there has been Christmas there has existed the power of the Christmas Spirit! A force that can reform even the hardest of criminals and bring dead family members back to life as snowmen! But it can do so much more if you but apply its power, which you all never have!
I was a fool all this time! No one would listen to my ideas, no one would exploit the power of Christmas! The world was unworthy of my genius! So, chiiiru chiiru... I shall make a world that IS worthy! You may call me mad... but ask you: who is truly insane? Those that refuse to take power ripe for the taking, OR THE MAN WHOSE RACE OF SUPERBEINGS SHALL SOON REIGN SUPREME!
CHIIIIIIRU CHIRU CHIIIIRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[In spite of this ridiculous grandstanding... well holy crap there's an army that's stomping through the city now. Giant nutcrackers with working swords and rifes. yeti-like beings, coal men, and others too. In spite of his choice in aesthetics and speaking patterns, Kessler's at least spreading panic everywhere. It's going to be a tall order to beat him on such short notice, but fortunately... the Chalice is going to have more than a little help...]
[The mission will be held Sunday, December 22nd at 7:30 PM Central time.]
Combatants:
Some Arach character
Some Cubey character
Some Kors character
Some Jockey character
Kurou Daijuuji
Matthew Helmar
Neppu
Richard Chevalier
Some TC character
CHIIIIIIRU CHIRU CHIRU CHIRU CHIRU..!!!
[Well that's certainly weird laughter, coming from a man standing on top of the tree! But wait, no! It's not a tree, it's a giant... aluminum pole! And it's not just a man... it's a mad scientist!!!!!]
CHIIIIIIIIRU CHIRU CHIIIIRU!
[People everywhere are just staring in confusion at all of this. The pole, the laughter... they're not quite sure what to think.]
People of Orb... I... chiru chiru... am Doctor Kessler! Your ridiculous holiday has been cancelled, for you see... I... chiiiiiru chiru chiru chiiiiiRUUUUUUU...
AM GOING TO DESTROY THE WOOOOOOOORLD!!!!!!!
For dozens, no... hundreds... NO! For as long as there has been Christmas there has existed the power of the Christmas Spirit! A force that can reform even the hardest of criminals and bring dead family members back to life as snowmen! But it can do so much more if you but apply its power, which you all never have!
I was a fool all this time! No one would listen to my ideas, no one would exploit the power of Christmas! The world was unworthy of my genius! So, chiiiru chiiru... I shall make a world that IS worthy! You may call me mad... but ask you: who is truly insane? Those that refuse to take power ripe for the taking, OR THE MAN WHOSE RACE OF SUPERBEINGS SHALL SOON REIGN SUPREME!
CHIIIIIIRU CHIRU CHIIIIRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[In spite of this ridiculous grandstanding... well holy crap there's an army that's stomping through the city now. Giant nutcrackers with working swords and rifes. yeti-like beings, coal men, and others too. In spite of his choice in aesthetics and speaking patterns, Kessler's at least spreading panic everywhere. It's going to be a tall order to beat him on such short notice, but fortunately... the Chalice is going to have more than a little help...]
[The mission will be held Sunday, December 22nd at 7:30 PM Central time.]
Combatants:
Some Arach character
Some Cubey character
Some Kors character
Some Jockey character
Kurou Daijuuji
Matthew Helmar
Neppu
Richard Chevalier
Some TC character
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